No shit, amigo. If it wasn't so easy to get illegal pot here they'd be a whole lot more sneaking down there to Mexico to get some. That don't say nothin for the fuckin economy though. People will always be able to afford pot. Been thinkin about the way they throw around that word, "economy", like it means something. I guess by "economy" they mean the "economic system". "The economy is in the shitter" they say. Are they talkin about that economic system that has kept swingin dicks like me out of the fuckin country clubs? That economy has been in the shitter for almost everybody except about 15% or so for a long time and before that it was worse. Now, at least the rest of us can get along with what those rich bastards cast off. It wasn't always like that. Like I told Fred when he was spoutin his teaparty bull shit at the burn barrel the other night, "First of all, Fred, unless you got a goddam graduate degree in economics, you don't know what the fuck you are talkin about. Second, Aint a goddam thing changed here in bums jungle for the last thirty years and nothin is goin to." I enlightened him to the fact that the "economic system" we live under is designed to pretty much keep the same assholes in the same neighborhoods and they are not going to let that change for god or country. So, if you are wonderin, no, I don't have an advanced degree in "economics" but I do have enough education to recognize "bull shit" when I hear it and I hear a lot of it.

Well, I just went through Southern California and things look pretty much the same around there. Strip mall parking lots jammed full of the big SUVs driven by anorexic peroxide bitches with bare hips stickin out their sweatsuits when they reach in that back seat to pick up their adopted baby girl they bought over there in China. There's suposed to be a glut of houses worth about 1/3 of what they were a year ago, but you wouldn't know it cause they are still buildin and the developers are schemin to buy up the Orange County Fairgrounds for a dime and a promise to put in a community park. They'll get it cause the fuckin California sold it's soul to the devils in the 70's when they passed proposition 13 and corporate Realty has been cashin in ever since. The State has no interest in keep them fuckin corporate lawyers in check. Unemployment is still at 12.4%, but you can still get a job swingin one of those big arrows pointin to the Arrriba Taco and Pizza Shack and there's lots of new food banks open. Just be sure to tell em you're livin in your fuckin car so they don't put too many parishables in your brown bag. Outside, I heard someone ask a gent why he has a dog when he is homeless and livin in his car and he said "Cause he's the best company I can find in this soul-less fuckin California." The rain got so bad last week I had to get the fuck out of there. I wonder where all the bums livin down there in the LA River went to. Hope they all got out in time.

Ain't really that funny. Fuckin sad. You got rid of that fuckin Cheney and the Bush Oil Family and the goddam oil companies are still fuckin you without even a kiss. They're cryin about not gettin to drill the parks and on the beaches. They'll get their holes drilled out there regardless of what you think, then they'll send you the fuckin bill. Fuckers don't even give a shit what you and I think anymore cause they know they're too goddam big to fail and aint nobody in Govm'nt willin to fuck with 'em. The price at the goddam pump quit makin any sense years ago. They say there's a surplus and the fuckin prices go up. They say there's a shortage and the fuckin prices go up. Goddam heating oil, which is made from the goddam dreggs at the bottom of the barrel and takes 20% as much expense to refine is higher than gas at the pump cause they know fuckers gotta heat their houses or fuckin freeze to death.

Things are simpler here in Bum's Jungle. Ain't no goddam cartels schemin to take your shit cause you ain't got nothin worth the effort. You get drunk and fall asleep, your shoes are gone, and the rest of that bottle too. Fuck it. Don't get fuckin drunk and keep a knife in your pocket.

Karl is getting a divorce.

I know it's true cause I just read it on FOX NEWS and so it can't be made up. So why am I so amazed? Mostly cause I didn't believe that fucker was married in the first place. Not because he's about the ugliest fucker to ever work in the White House, but cause what woman would marry a shithead totally and completely devoid of any positive character traits. He is a slime ball of the kind you usually find in prison for life for a third strike insistin that he's innocent and that old lady fell and banged her head on the sidewalk while he was tryin to walk her across the street. The handbag was planted in his car by police. When God was giving out morals, Karl thougth he meant the mushroom and said "No thanks, I'm alergic". What woman would marry an excuse for a man who's knick named "Turdblossom"? I hope she writes a goddam memoir so I can see if made her dress up in a Catholic school girl uniform and to reinact the ass kicking he took as a kid. I guess this proves the evangelicals were right. if we start letting gays marry, we'll have people marrying anything...........even slugs. Just one piece of advice for all the single women who will be running after Karl for a date. Don't slip on that slime trail he leaves everywhere he goes.

Stupid asshole should just shut the fuck up.

"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No."

Shove that driver up your ass and you'll shut the fuck up.



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Got money in the BIG BANKS?

Well, move it. Now.

It's about fuckin time all the little swingin dicks out there helpin the big-ass banks make a killing on this goddam financial crisis take their money out and find other uses for it. It's about time all the dumn fucks getting sucked into 39% interest and outrageous penalties for overcharges cut- up them fuckin cards and tell the fat cats to go fuck themselves. The goddam govrnmnt won't do a goddam thing cause the're all in the pockets of the lobbies for campaign donations.

Fuck it. Y'all just go home. No sense in stayin there actin like you are doin your jobs when everyone in America knows you are workin for the fuckin Insurance fuckers. Anyone sucked into this new era of hope for America has given up and doesn't give a shit anymore. Just fuckin go home and let the goddam corporations write the bills and sign them too. For the sake of efficiency, let's just eliminate the middle man. Go home and manage your campaign contributions and decide what junket to take your family on this Winter. Don't bother to come back after recess and try to convince me that this is a historic moment of health care reform for the people. That's bull shit. You know it. We know it. Just fuckin go home. We're sick of your bull shit.